Coming to Steam
BONKED!
A four-lane pileup of a co-op game: get your whole crew across the road without anyone getting flattened, honked at, or left behind.
Your new favourite co-op — coming to Steam
noskills.studio presents
A four-lane pileup of a co-op game: get your whole crew across the road without anyone getting flattened, honked at, or left behind.
Your new favourite co-op — coming to Steam
noskills.studio presents
Eight animals, zero survival instinct. Pick one, or make your friends pick the ones nobody wants.
Fast off the curb, terrible at waiting.
Technically built for this. Still gets clipped.
Yes, it's the joke. No, it's not slower.
Blends in with the cones. Not the traffic.
Sprints first, checks both ways never.
Crosses for the bins, stays for the chaos.
Unbothered. Genuinely, alarmingly unbothered.
Wears a traffic cone as a hat. On purpose.
BONKED! was built for the group chat, not the leaderboard. Cross together, panic together, blame each other after.
One player calls the gap. Everyone commits, or everyone eats bumper. There is no middle option.
Same couch or across the map — the road doesn't care where your friends are, only that they're slow.
“GO GO GO” said a half-second early has ended more friendships than it should.
Morning commute, golden hour, or the 2am bus route home — the traffic pattern changes, the stakes don't.
Every world gets its own hand-composed theme, mixed to sit somewhere between a nature walk and a near-death experience — because that's usually where you are.
Porch-swing acoustic. Deceptive.
Same theme, twice the tempo, no warning.
Lo-fi until the near-miss stinger hits.
BONKED! is headed to Steam. Wishlisting costs nothing and tells us exactly how many people we've talked into this.
We're letting testers in ahead of the Steam launch. Tell us who you are and which animal you'll blame when things go wrong.